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While on the frosty shores of the White Sea, Bowser saw an intrepid young man surfing a huge 100 foot wave encrusted with ice. This boy was of course the fabled Lankonia. After ripping up the gnarly, frosty surf Lankonia descended upon the beach with icicles dangling from his rat tail. Bowser knew she was running up a Russian River of Blood, yet she felt inclined to speak with the amazing boy more so than with any other man-boy she had ever encountered. Earlier she had felt some love for the Roman Man and had conceived a small child named Bowman, but this child had perished along with any flame between its parents. Now, as her Russian heart began to melt from love, she knew she had to create a new child with Lankonia...

Bowlank was born on July 12th, 1996 on the beach, and immediatly after coming out of Bowser's large womb he jumped on a mini-surfboard and ripped up the waves. Such was his skill that his parents Bowser and Lankonia entered him into a myriad of surf competitions at the tender age of 6 minutes old. But, of course as with all mythical creatures, Bowlank was pale, had symmetrical chest hair and giant plugs in his ears, and was able to surf the biggest waves man has ever seen. Kelly Slater came out to watch and died of shock on the beach because of the profuse skill with which Bowlank was able to crest the 600 foot swells without so much as taking his diaper off. Now, living in San Jose, California, Bowser, Lankonia and their love creation Bowlank spend their days dropping dimes on the beach and crushing huge waves while looking for a mate that the young Bowlank could procreate, or "bone" in his language,to keep the legendary family alive...

While Bowlank may not have found his true love yet he keeps trying while surfing from Maui to his mother's homeland St. Petersburg. In conclusion, we hope that the SeaBowser can find his true love, the way that his mother and father found each other.